(via borinq)

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

(via the-bat-turtle)

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

(via firefoxed)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via borinq)

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
  • mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

(Source: exxxmilitary, via penis-hilton)