nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

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toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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pokemon-personalities:

I feel like we may be on to something

(via borinq)

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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thgiledelirium:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!

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mcsvvagger:

tell me this man isnt an icon

(Source: saddestboytoholdamartini, via meanplastic)