h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

(Source: octopussoir-, via spankmehardbarry)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

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gorgeousandgrotesque asked:
If I was to rape you and you liked it would you tell the police??

emmablackery:

**I’m on my phone guys, so I can’t tag as a TW. Scroll past quickly if this affects you.**

Okay, firstly, to mention rape so casually is not only disturbing but fucking disgusting. “If” you rape me? Thinking about it? No one should ever just ponder on “if” they were to rape someone.

Secondly, if you were to rape me, which means to indulge in sexual activities with me against me will, I would not fucking enjoy it. So that’s out of the question. Let me put it to you in a simple manner: if you were to successfully rape me, if rape can be considered a conquest, then yes, I would report you.

Go on, tell me you were ‘just wondering’ or ‘only joking’. I’m pretty sure there are plenty of people who will read this message who will be happy to explain in detail how deplorable this message is.

(Source: lizclimo, via macknotmiller)

sherlokidoki:

mafiagrape:

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

This is the creepiest shit

I was gonna scroll passed this but I got a glimpse of her eyes and thought they looked weird and I scrolled back up and my heart literally stopped 

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via firefoxed)

ilikeyouandvodka:

Hallmark fucking gets it

(via macknotmiller)

  • tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
  • tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
  • tumblr gays: hmu daddies
  • anon: id fuck you
  • tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

RT if you a Catfish

(Source: p0w, via slapmytitties)

inactiveblogger:

what if ice cream licked you back

badgrampa:

me as a parent

(via meanplastic)

sniffing:

its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl

(via perks-of-being-chinese)