Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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This would incite me to murder.

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  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

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i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

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accurate description of my social life

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it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women


let the men develop weak bones 

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  • Tris at the beginning of divergent: what the FUCK people just kissed in front of other people call the police
  • Tris at the end of divergent: *passionately sucks face with an older tattoo-covered guy in a cramped train compartment occupied by multiple people including her brother*


this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history lookingimage

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