rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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bromancing-the-stone:

swagdeddy:

thedogwalker:

acoustickub:

attackonpenis:

omfg zoe

Everytime.

EVERYtime. 

but honestly this is so accurate. and also its scary that Nan looks like Audino

Wait WHY THE FUCK IS ZOE MAGIKARP!? Lol. If anything Madison should be a Chandelure or something.

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

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Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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unshaped:

June is so out the door

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alt-j:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

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pettycr0cker:

i miss the old nicki

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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